Men's Restroom [Funny - Rated(G)]

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the
other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's
restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just
traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,
"No........I' m a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in
the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!! "

Same Job, Different Pay

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of
a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for
the service manager to come take a look at his bike when
the mechanic shouted across the garage " Hey Doc, want to
take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where
the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic
straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the
valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in,
and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I
make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the
really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then
whispered to the mechanic.... ......... ......... ......... .

"Try doing it with the engine running."

IIT Bombay - Good One

One night 4 students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the dean said they can have the retest after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
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Q.1. Your Name ............ ......... .... ( 2 marks )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ............ .... ( 98 marks )


a) front left
b) front right
c) back left
d) back right

True story of IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96